The weird things Pastors have said and done

As Christians we all know not to question the bible and definitely not to question the pastors or prophets and preaches no matter how ridiculous you may think they are. You just have to keep it to yourself, you can’t even share your doubts with anyone for fear of being called a non-believer.

We took a look at some unbelievable things pastors and prophets have told their congregations or things that they themselves have done.

– A Kenyan pastor once asked female members in his church not to wear any underwear to the Sunday service. The pastor’s reasoning was that the undergarments are “ungodly,” and people need to be “free in ‘body’ and ‘spirit’ to receive Christ. The pastor also said he made the rule for women so God can enter their bodies easily. Truly unbelievable.

– Another pastor managed to convince members of his church that his penis contains ‘holy milk’. The Brazilian pastor claimed that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of ‘sacred milk’. The pastor said that his penis was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit” and, of course, he had to release it in order to “evangelize”. The pastor has since been arrested for deceiving his congregation using the name of the Holy Spirit.

The weird things Pastors have said and done

– Amazingly, a pastor got people to say “F you” to fellow church members. The message of that day’s sermon was that people needed to start using the ‘F word’ whether it be in church, at school or at home. The pastor told the congregation that the F stands for forgiveness and people need to start forgiving one another. “When you start praying, if you hold anything against anyone, forgive him so your Father in heaven may forgive your sins for if you do not forgive, neither will your Father, who’s in heaven, forgive your transgressions.” As a Christian, you’ve got to forgive. That was the message the pastors shared. Maybe this was not so bad after all.

– One pastor tried to walk on water but drowned in front of his congregation. The pastor from Gabon told his congregation that he was capable of re-enacting the miracle performed by Jesus Christ. He decided to take his congregation to the Gabon beach where he would show off his powers. According to reports by All Christian News, the brave pastor took a step and the second one he took saw him go under the waters so fast witnesses could not believe their eyes. He has never returned and there has been no reports of his body being found.

– Another prophet from West Africa also tried to impress his congregation when he claimed he could do what Daniel of the bible did by walking into a den full of lions. Even though the prophet was given numerous warning by the zoo keepers, he did not listen. He saw them as enemies who were trying to stand in his way. The prophet, with a crowd of people watching, put on a long red robe and proceeded to enter the cage full of lions. But according to reports, within seconds of opening the door, the lions ripped the prophet into pieces. The hapless prophet was summarily turned into lunch.

The bible should really have a ‘Don’t Try This’ sign.