Paris Hilton Just Got Relevant (And Hot!)

Man, who would have thought that Paris Hilton, in the year 2015, would be bringing this much hotness? Not us, friends. Not because she's lost her special, simple kind of hotness -- she hasn't -- but because it's 2015, and we just honestly thought that the world would have moved on by now. But it hasn't, and here we are, looking at Paris and her cleavage, feeling just so many feelings.

Paris Hilton Just Got Relevant (And Hot!)

Oh, Paris, you are just full of surprises, aren't you girl? And also boobs. You're gonna be all right.